10,000 Ways To Say I Love You
By Gregory Godek

10 Ways to Drive Your Lover Crazy

1. Write love notes on all six sides of a Rubik’s Cube, and then scramble it!
2. Leave tantalizing messages in her voice mail.
3. Engage in three hours of foreplay.
4. Give him hints about what his birthday gift is.
5. While he/she’s out of town, have "phone sex" every day.
6. Wrap a tiny gift in a box, inside a larger box, inside a larger box, etc.
7. Send a series of sexy notes signed from "A Secret Admirer"
8. Circle a date in her calendar in red, but don’t tell her why.
9. Place her wrapped birthday gift on the mantle a week early, and drive her crazy with anticipation.
10. Call him at work and describe in excruciating detail the sexy lingerie you’re wearing and what you want to do to him.

7 Lists for Lovers

A+ couples don’t leave things to chance, they write things down.

1. Create with your partner: A "Wish List" - For things you want.
2. A "Dream List" – For places you want to visit.
3. A "Fantasy List" – For sensual and sexual desires.
4. A "Date List" – For activities, restaurants.
5. A "Hollywood List" – For films you want to see.
6. A "Home Improvement List" – For ways to enhance your environment.
7. A "Self-Improvement List" – For ways in which you want to grow.